An quick update and then some thoughts on monsters on this not-as-frigid-as-it-could-be Saturday morning; note that there are a few movie-related spoilers.
Update: Having submitted two stories to the Tesseracts anthology, I learned on the 11th that Piano Girl had been rejected. As of this morning, however, Black Sheep has not. I’m taking the lack of news on that front as a positive thing. I’ll admit I get a little nervous checking my email now – I’d really like to make that sale and hold my breath just a bit as I scan the new messages.
Now, let’s talk monsters.
I was critiquing a story for my group a little while back and encountered a bit of a…well, pet peeve, I suppose. The story – otherwise a pretty well done, creepy horror tale – featured a paranormal entity. It was clear from the narrative that it was “alien”, yet as the protagonists interacted with it, we readers could discern its motivations and the rules the author had it operating under. It was a cool twist on an old idea.
And then it spoke.
See, I’m generally of the view that talking monsters are less frightening than non-talking monsters. This is partly due to the fact that my own imagination generates a pre-conceived notion of what a monster might sound like – so even if the author does a good job of voicing the monster, it’ll clash with my preconception and knock me out of the story. More importantly, as soon as the monster speaks, it ceases to be a monster. It becomes a character. I no longer have to guess at its motivations and feel unease about not knowing, because the monster generally tells me: Eat/kill/destroy/whatever.
Let’s look to the recent Tolkien movies for examples. In Return of the King and The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, we see protagonists attacked by big-arsed spiders. In the former, Frodo gets stung/impaled by the giant Shelob, cocooned, and tucked away for later eating. In the latter, Bilbo’s disoriented dwarven colleagues are set upon by spiders in the Mirkwood, cocooned, and tucked way for later eating. So far so good. But while Shelob continues to be a big, freaky spider until Sam saves Frodo’s hide (again), the Mirkwood spiders are ruined when Bilbo puts the One Ring on his finger; now he, and we, can understand these spiders. Their chittering turns into cartoonish-sounding, “I’m hungry! Can we eats it?” dialogue. That didn’t scare me. That made me laugh.
Okay, another comparison – the fiery balrog from The Fellowship of the Ring and Smaug the dragon from The Desolation of Smaug. Once again, both are huge, monstrous things and are set up to be scary because everybody who sees them or knows of them acts scared*. When the balrog shows up, it never utters anything remotely similar to human speech. It’s left to us to decide why it’s pissy at the heroes as it attacks. Smaug, on the other hand, wakes up and starts talking, and talking, and talking. I had that initial moment of, “Hey…isn’t that the guy who played new-Khan?” and then found myself kind of waiting for Smaug to just shut up already.
Anyway, I ended up recommending to my fellow writer that he eliminate his monster’s lines. Don’t know if he chose to go through with it.
But all that to say, dragons appear to be popular this year. I’ve already seen three dragon-theme anthologies announced the past few months. It seems logical, then, to try to cash in…er…see if I’m inspired to craft something for artistic reasons. I have an idea in mind, and it requires the dragon to be a big, scary thing. But it also has to communicate with the protagonist.
That poses a bit of a conundrum, doesn’t it?
I’m looking to The Purge: Anarchy for a possible course of action. If you’ve seen it – you probably haven’t – it’s a future where America suspends rule of law one night a year and basically everybody acts out their worst urges while they can get away with it. One of the villains is a tall, lean guy wearing a creepy mask and waving a machete. For most of the movie, he doesn’t say anything. He and his equally creepy buddies show up in their creepy cube van to chase the protagonists around. When they finally catch the protagonists, cuff them, and chuck them into the van, one of the protagonists starts yelling and taunting him. The camera cuts to the impassive villain, at which point I assumed my pet peeve was about to happen yet again. I was like, “Noooo! Hush!”
Sure enough, the guy takes off his mask and talks. But he’s not a grizzled killer. He’s a fresh-faced kid. And he isn’t all “Rawr! We’re gonna torture you with stuff until you beg to die.” Instead, he says, matter-of-factly, something to the effect that some rich people are paying good money for live captives to chase around and murder. He and his buddies are making ends meet by making it happen. Awesome! The dialogue didn’t make him more relatable – it made him less relatable and showed us how corruptive the entire concept of the Purge was.
I think that’ll be my approach. The dragon will speak/communicate, but its dialogue will be less, “RAWR! Gold good! Kill theives!” and more, “You can survive this if my interests are met.” Or something. Gimme a break, I’m still working on it.
So anywho – who did you find scarier: Shelob or Mirkwood spiders? Balrog or Smaug?
*We’ll come back to this another time.